Wednesday, June 29, 2011

What I've Learned From Orientation Pt. 2

  1. Global warming is a "power-hold by the government to control industry", or something like that anyway
  2. If a mom is trying to hook you up with her son you should probably be concerned. 
  3. If a mom is trying to hook you up with her other son, the 25 year old med student, then you should be concerned.
  4. Parent Orientation meals will be the death of me.
  5. Writing a haiku about it will make everything better.
  6. Coloring books  and crayons can solve almost anything, except a headache
  7. Bacon guy and I have similar head band preferences.
  8. I love my heels because my feet don't seem to hurt after wearing them.  Miracle shoes.
  9. Painting my nails black now is fashionable.  In 8th/9th grade it just made me emo.
  10. 5:30am is a horrible time to wake up, but 5:00am is even worse.
Here are some of the haikus we've written:

The omelette station
A dangerous place to be
Now my pants don't fit

Bacon is yummy
Bacon helps me meet new friends
Bacon is yummy

Here I sit, alone.
Why are none of the deans here?
This makes me anxious

Rachel is tiny
Parents call her "the intern"
She is more than that

Silver Eagle Suite
Why is this place so darn cold?
I need a jacket

Flash! A blur of green
The OL's guide the students
Such helpful people

"It was just bacon!"
Kimberly was defensive
We all know the truth

The presentations
Timeliness appreciated
Don't make me stop you.

13 hours days
I must really love my job
Sleep comes second now

As a reminder
Seven fifteen at Union
Khakis and grey shirts

My staff is the best
Rachel Rassmussen and team
I am proud of you

Thinking in haikus
I don't know if I can stop
I really need help

The Union is cold
Kimberly likes to cuddle
Where is bacon man?

Chris has a full glass
This glass is made up of sass
Go talk to parents

Exciting real talk
Parents ask the darnedest things
Please date my student

it is pouring rain
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Texas weather stinks

What's tuition draw?
Do I write my students name
I should keep reading

Cart 897
The breaks are a bit scary
So many flip flops

Session 3 began
We met a very strange man
Turkey or chicken?

Verde and Turkey
In Orientation? No.
But they love our girls.

Yesterday was rough
But today is looking up
Smiles all around.


Also,  got it confirmed that my dad actually interviewed with the CIA 3 or 4 times.  How cool is that?!  My dad is amazing. I wish I could have his life in a memoir to always read.  It is that cool.

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